A story from Espanola New Mexico is just too good to miss.
According to court documents, it was while he was driving around town with the dead bear hanging out the back of his flatbed, that his 17-year-old girlfriend started texting Lopez.
Lopez allegedly told his girlfriend he was on official bear duty.
Unaware that the underage girl was following his pickup, he made a stop at another girlfriend’s house.
Doesn't Fit In 