A story from Espanola New Mexico is just too good to miss.
According to court documents, it was while he was driving around town with the dead bear hanging out the back of his flatbed, that his 17-year-old girlfriend started texting Lopez.
Lopez allegedly told his girlfriend he was on official bear duty.
Unaware that the underage girl was following his pickup, he made a stop at another girlfriend’s house.
A bear was sighted near North Hills in Rio Rancho. So far I find no reports that it was found.
A black bear weighing 90 to 100 pounds was spotted this morning around 8 a.m. near Unser and Cherry Road and was last seen heading in a northwesterly direction around 8:30 this morning heading in the direction of Colinas del Norte Elementary School on 23rd Avenue, Rio Rancho Department of Public Safety spokesman John Francis tells us.
I’m sure it was heading toward the school to eat the children. Isn’t that what bears do?
New Mexico game officials have snagged another bear in the Albuquerque metro area – the third in eight days.Residents of the Southeast Heights reported seeing a black bear at about 1:30 a.m. near a mobile home park in the area of Central and Juan Tabo.
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